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FIFA 16 Review

Football is a beautiful game played across the entire planet, even known to some as Soccer, but that’s another story in itself. The sport’s most recognized video game for a number of years has been FIFA, a game offering all sorts of different ways to play the sport, and without doubt my favourite console game of all time.

EA Sports’ newest title, FIFA 16, has been met with a pretty mixed response ever since the release of the demo. Some gamers would suggest that the game offers an alternative to the usual pace-orientated gameplay, I am one of those people. Although, it could also be argued that the game feels a bit scrappy and even disjointed to play at times, a fairly accurate criticism it must be said.

This year’s game has developed many of its previous game modes, building new features into career mode and the likes, but the introduction of FIFA Ultimate Team Draft is the REAL exciting feature this year. But aside from the draft many fans will have been expecting other specific changes, but did they get their wish? Let’s find out…


Just Cause 3 Review

Well this was quite an eye-opening surprise. Ever since Just Cause 3's announcement, I was absolutely pumped to get my hands on it. Just Cause 2 was one of those stupidly fun games that allowed players to let loose on a tropical paradise, causing chaos, as well as have fun with the game's physics engine thanks to the grappling hook. Naturally, after having a blast with that game, I was eager to once again let loose in the sequel. And for the most part, I did just that in Just Cause 3, and it was extremely fun! Except when it wasn't.

I'll put a disclaimer here and state that I didn't finish Just Cause 3. I wanted to, I swear I did, but the game's technical problems are no joke. Seriously, I'm not trying to state some sort of hyperbole here, it's just fact. And I'm not even a huge stickler for performance issues with games. I usually grit my teeth and enjoy them for what they are. But Just Cause 3 is a new low. I've captured a few videos that I included in my Review in Progress article here, and you can see that nothing crazy even has to be happening for the framerate to take a dip. But those two videos are just a tiny sample size of just how bad the game can get. I played the game on the PS4, but from what I've been reading, the Xbox One version is worse, and the PC version is just as un-optimized.

Don't get me wrong, Just Cause 3 does a lot of things right. Hell, the game, mechanics wise, at least most of it, is designed in a way to ensure you're always either causing some sort of mayhem, or partaking in a slew of wildly different side activities, and I loved that. It's just that for every activity that I loved doing, the game's performance would completely cock-block my excitement.

Let's take a look at what the game does right, what flops (besides the performance) and my verdict.

The Positives / The Negatives

The Verdict




Need for Speed Review

Whenever I discuss Need for Speed games with anyone, and the topic of my personal favorite comes up, without any hesitation, I always answer Need for Speed Underground 2. That game introduced me personally, to the world of racing. Sure, I've played racing games prior to it, but Underground 2 managed to hook me in with its open world, heavy customization options and slew of various races.

This year's Need for Speed, which EA claims to be a reboot of sorts, feels a lot like Underground 2. From the night-time only racing, the similarities between Bayview and Ventura Bay, the interactions between other racers with your phone, to the various types of races you'll partake in.

Let's check out what's great about this year's Need for Speed, what missed the mark and our final verdict.




Guild of Dungeoneering Review

What if one day you were given the power to establish and build up a guild of adventurers, made up of brawlers, cat burglars, mimes and other misfits, purely for the thrill of attaining valuable loot? Guild of Dungeoneering answers this very question in a very fun, if minimalistic way through a dungeon crawling, turn-based card game.

The mechanics of GoD are rather simple; Send your adventurers across different locations to slay monsters, obtain loot and level up, all while gaining Gold. That Gold is then used to purchase new rooms in your guild, which will unlock different classes with varying mechanics, as well as new items you will be able to obtain while adventuring. It's a fun routine that for the most part always has something new for you to unlock. With three separate tiers of unlocks, with the first costing 50 Gold, the next 500 and the last one costing a whopping 2000, you'll have a lot of dungeoneering to do before you unlock them all.

Once you pick your adventurer and go out on a quest, the game then turns into a roguelike where your little guy or gal will explore on their own, being driven to rooms that contain monsters to defeat and loot to pick up. This opens up a very interesting style of gameplay, as you're given a hand of five cards each round, which not only let you place down various rooms, but monsters and loot as well. That means you can essentially coerce your adventurer to take routes you'd rather have him take, avoiding rooms with more powerful monsters until they're powerful enough to take them on. Granted, your turn will always be reliant on the cards you draw, meaning you might not have a monster or loot card to place down, and your adventurer will just go toward the closest monster or loot they can see, or directly into a trapped room. I really love this mechanic as it's a brilliant way to make playing each quest unique. Even repeating failed quests can make them play out completely differently based on the cards you draw during your turns.

So why place down monsters at all? There will be many instances where powerful monsters will be waiting in rooms that block your progression, or sometimes even roaming the map. By placing monsters down of your own, you can then battle them, level up, which in turn makes you more powerful, and also give you powerful loot you can immediately equip, which will give you new cards into your battle deck.

Battling is pretty fun as well, especially for those that love card games. It's pretty basic when it comes down to it, but there's definitely strategy involved in each battle. The battles are turn-based, and each turn you're shown what card the monster will play. That gives you an advantage to play a counter card to either negate damage, heal yourself up, or simply do more damage yourself. However, you're always given three cards to choose from each turn, meaning you might not have a card that adequately protects you from an attack. Sometimes you'll have a guard card that blocks two damage but your opponent is only throwing a single damage spell on you, so it might be worth it to take that damage in favor of saving that card when the monster tries to attack you with a 2-hit spell. It's surprisingly tactical, given the game's otherwise minimalistic gameplay approach.

The developers made a smart choice of making your character always start at level 1 at the start of any quest, as it encourages you to play around with different classes, and not just pick a single favorite class and stick with it for the rest of the game.

Card game enthusiasts will most likely have a bigger issue with the game not having any sort of deck building component. The dungeon cards (comprised of rooms, monsters and loot) are always randomly given to you, so you can't specifically build out a deck of exploration cards. However, the bigger issue is with class cards. You can't tailor your deck with specific cards. Instead, you always start with the classes base cards, and earn more as you move through each dungeon and defeat enemies. 

However, my biggest issue was not having any sort of indication what each class does or what its cards were. Hovering over the Cat Burglar room before buying it doesn't indicate what kind of class it is, what its strengths and weaknesses are, and what focus the cards have. Even when buying it, clicking on your dungeoneer doesn't reveal anything either. Only after you actually go into a dungeon with a chose class, can you actually see what cards you have in your deck. It's a pretty backwards process since it means you have to take a risk with taking a class into a dungeon that it might not be suited for. Sure, this problem becomes moot once you unlock each class and take it in a dungeon at least once, but the possibility of failure due to a wrong class choice is certainly annoying.

I do tip my hat to the whimsically minimalistic art-style. The whole game is presented on graph paper with rooms drawn what looks like in pencil or pen. The characters themselves have a bit of personality too, and what's even better is that each new gear piece they equip actually shows up on them.

Guild of Dungeoneering is definitely a unique hybrid of game mechanics, but they all work really well together. Fans of games like Card Hunter or Card Dungeon will certainly find a lot to like in Guild of Dungeoneering, though the gameplay is quite different. From what I gathered, the team is still working on improving the game, meaning my complaints might at some point be resolved, but even with them, the game is certainly worth the $14.99 asking price.

Bottom Line

Fans of card games and roguelikes will find a lot to like in this unique hybrid. It's not without a few flaws, but overall it's a dungeon worth delving into

Ant-Man Movie Review

Ant-Man is a movie that could have gone real bad, real easy. The film was originally the pet project of Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead, Spaced), who not only wrote the initial script, but was also set to direct. Last year, Wright dipped out, citing creative differences between himself and the studio and leaving Marvel to pull in Peyton Reed, director of the greatest sports movie of all time, to fill the void and bring the project to life.

After Age of Ultron, I went into this one with pretty low expectations. Mind you, Ultron wasn’t a bad movie, but it wasn’t a perfect one either and seeing how Ant-Man is the final dot on the sentence that’s been Phase Two of the MCU, I was ready to side-eye it. But guys, I was seriously impressed. Ant-Man is fun, it’s cohesive, there’s personality in it as much as there’s whimsy. It’s all balanced out really well and damn it, I now want a giant ant-puppy.

I think it was a really smart move to frame the story around the second Ant-Man, Scott Lang, since this set us up for more of a redemption tale. Those are a great way to hang a narrative and it still pulled in the first Ant-Man, Hank Pym in a big way. Lang is just a ex-con looking to do right by his kid and is trying to go at it clean this time. That includes the hell that is the service industry. We’ve all been there, whether it’s retail or food service, and we all can wince in sympathy at the chuckle-headed customers and bosses he has to deal with just to make a couple of bucks to put towards child support. Of course, that goes to hell in a hand basket pretty early on and he’s right back to a life of crime. 

I think my favorite element of this movie was just how cohesive it was to the rest of the MCU. It showed us so many of the connections in the universe we’ve seen constructed over the last seven years as well as pulling from actual canon (Ant-Man 47, To Steal an Ant-Man). Early on we get to see my girl, Peggy Carter appear, now aged and in the 1980s as Pym discovers that his research is being utilized for unethical reasons. The movie also brings in the Avengers and shout-outs to old Jack Kirby Astonishing Tales, which I thought was a great touch for old school comic fans. 

The film also did a great job of exposing the fact that all of these fantastic superheroes do not necessarily get along or agree with each other. One of Pym’s biggest concerns was letting his shrinking tech get in the hands of “cutesy” Tony Stark, this is one of the best things about Earth-616 and to see it included in Earth-199999 was a smart move. It even brought in our first legitimate glimpse at the Quantum Zone. This is really what Phase Two has needed, something to tie everything together and make all the movies feel more like equal slices of the same pie.

Of course, I think a lot of people are going to be talking about Michael Peña’s character, Luis. We all have a friend like Luis, who will give you 10lbs of information when you ask a 2lb question and the voiceover flashback scenes were hilarious every time they appeared, stealing the scene. That brings me to another favorite about this entire project, the balance of the humor to action was really well maintained and you can definitely feel the echoes of movies like Shaun of the Dead from the original script. 

The fight scene between Lang and Falcon was fantastic, as were all the action scenes and really showed off exactly what Ant-Man was really all about in terms of combat. From everything we’ve seen so far, his style is definitely the most unique of any of the Marvel lineup. Jumping from full sized to insect mode created something that was really fun to see. Even the ants that assist Lang in his missions come across great.

That said, my only real complaints focus on two items. First, who the hell picked Evangeline Lilly’s SAHM can-I-speak-to-your-manager hair? That just wasn’t cute, and aged her so far past her actual 35. It seems like a stupid thing to focus on, but it really distracted me every time she was in a scene. That hair was terrible.

The other, more legitimate concern I had is really one that I’ve had with a lot of the MCU so far, and that’s the villain. While Darren Cross was a lot less McGuffin feeling than past bad guys, he still doesn’t quite make it past the plot coupon feeling all the way. This is something that keeps occurring in these films and I think the reasons are two fold, Marvel doesn’t currently have the rights to some of its best villains and, the biggest reason, we’re being guided towards the ultimate battle with Thanos. Don’t get me wrong, Corey Stoll did a great job in the role, I’m just getting fatigued on the idea of a megalomaniac who is in it for the monies. 

But honestly, those lone complaints are not enough to make people not go see this. It’s seriously fun. It has all the charm of Guardians, but it doubles down on embracing the source material. As a lifelong comic reader, that’s something I really appreciated seeing.

Also, when you go see this one, keep in mind there’s not one, but TWO stingers after the film and both are good stuff. 

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 'A Most Wanted (Inhu)Man' Review

The president's ATCU (Advanced Threat Containment Unit) begins hunting down inhumans across the country. Meanwhile, Simmons begins her rehabilitation after her extended stay on the alien world.








A Most Wanted (Inhu)Man starts off pretty fast-paced. We meet back with Lincoln, who is being chased by a small military squadron. They pursue him through the woods until he escapes after creating a blinding wall of sparks via some steel towers. He continues throughout the episode in a similar fashion, having to give the slip from the ATCU using his powers. Eventually, he seeks refuge with his old friend, John, but he ends up turning Lincoln in after seeing a news report falsely exposing him as a fugitive. Despite distrusting Daisy after S.H.I.E.L.D. placed a tracker on him, he was left with no choice, but to call them for help.


While Daisy attempts to convince Lincoln to come along, Coulson meets with Rosalind Price. He's attempting to find the reason her task force is hunting inhumans, particularly Lincoln. While her response is inconclusive, Coulson's focus shifts when he informs her that he's aware she knows about Daisy, who happens to also be on her hit list. Realizing neither side will get anywhere if they keep attacking each other, instead of focusing on the bigger struggle at hand, Coulson suggests a temporary partnership with Price.



May finally decides to team up with Hunter in their mutual pursuit of Grant Ward. They make their way to Boston to meet with an old friend of Hunter's who is in league with a mysterious arms dealer, suspected to be the new Hydra. After a few rousing rounds of lager, Hunter agrees to fight his way up the pecking order…literally. Turning down May's insistence to participate, he engages in an underground fight club meant as a proving ground to meet with the boss. Somehow managing to withstand a pretty hefty beating, he finally decides to go by Hydra's rules to play as dirty as possible, pulls out his knuckle dusters, and reigns in his victory. Barely able to keep himself upright, he's taken to finally face the man he set out to kill.


Finally back home, Simmons is having some trouble adjusting to her surroundings. She spent months in an alien atmosphere. The difference in gravity, air supply, etc. is proving very jarring for her body to re-acclimate. Fitz is doing his best to rehabilitate her, but she's startled by any sudden move and slightly audible disturbance. Besides her physical limitations, needless to say, she's suffered some emotional distress. The team assumes its because she was clearly traumatized by her unexpected exile, causing her to break down and withdraw from everyone. When Bobbi finds Simmons still analyzing the fragments of the Monolith, she tries telling her its been completely disabled and she has nothing to fear anymore. Much to Bobbi's surprise, Simmons tells her she's not afraid of being sent back, but for some reason, actually needs to go back.


Between the ATCU moving in on Lincoln and Hunter placing himself in a fight club just to get closer to Ward, the episode was pretty entertaining with a decent amount of action. It feels like certain hidden plots about Simmons are starting to come to fruition, particularly that she may be an inhuman. In the last episode, Professor Randolph made it clear the Monolith isn't active at random and in fact needs to be triggered. So far, it has only reacted when any inhuman or being of a higher form has been near it…with the exception of Simmons. Now that Simmons is back, she's expressing some kind of desire to return to the alien world. There's no explanation as to why, but she definitely has some kind of drive to return, even though she claims she was being hunted the whole time. There's a decent amount of evidence to go by, but time will tell if the team ends up with another superpowered ally if Simmons ever meets a greater destiny.

Yoshi’s Woolly World Review

Yoshi’s Woolly World is Nintendo’s latest attempt to recapture the magic of the original Yoshi’s Island. It follows the same 6 worlds, 8 levels, and special stages format, and has the same moves as before. Yoshi can swallow enemies to produce eggs (or yarn balls in this case), throw said eggs, flutter jump (almost infinitely if your timing is good), and ground pound on his way through the game. There are also several fruit based power-ups and yarn based transformation sequences.

The story of Yoshi’s Woolly World is simple and explained as soon as the game begins: Kamek appears out of the blue and begins deconstructing all of the Yoshis into bundles of yarn for some unexplained purpose. Fortunately, he misses both green and red Yoshi, who proceed to give chase in an attempt to find and reassemble their friends. It’s not a very complex story, but it gives you a reason to go out and collect as much as possible in your pursuit of the magikoopa menace.

The Wii U is awash in 2D platformers, so Yoshi’s Woolly World tries to stand out with a one-two punch of nostalgia and saccharine cuteness via its next level yarn tech. Is this a crutch or can this game stand on its own? Let’s break it down.

The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes Review

The most divisive Zelda game ever released bar-none, The Legend of Zelda: Tri Force Heroes brings something other than your typical Zelda story. If you enjoyed the multiplayer of Four Swords, then this is your jam… with a few caveats.

Make friends. Join a forum or turn to social media if you have to, but make friends with people that have strong online connections. If you yourself don't have a strong internet connection, then get a better one or don't even play because you won't enjoy this game and you will ruin the experience for everyone you come into contact with.

Aside from that, Tri Force Heroes is a rock solid multiplayer-only game. (There's a single player option but it is not humanly feasible to beat it.) You'll enjoy an entertaining story, get to dress in tons of so-dumb-they're-funny outfits, and hunt for treasure in your pursuit of the ultimate fashion statement.




True Detective S2/Ep 7 "Black Maps and Motel Rooms" Review & Recap

Before we begin, let it be known that HBO's president of programming, Michael Lombardo, publicly stood by this show earlier in the week. “I think you need to watch the entirety of it,” Lombardo stated. “I think the season’s ending is as satisfying as any series we’ve done.” Unfortunately, I think this vote of confidence comes too little, too late for frustrated viewers and critics. 


This week's episode began with a Ani, Ray and Paul at a seedy motel recouperating after their great escape from Toni Chessani's rich man's orgy. Bezzerides is fighting off some serious emotions and drugs. She is reminiscing about killing the security guard at the party doting that "I've been waiting my whole life for that." Her putrid state of doubt and confusion would be the perfect moment to try to tie up that sexual tension between her and Ray Velcoro. He turns her down, and she blames it on the drugs and brushes it aside. Paul receives a text from an unknown number, with blackmail pictures featuring Paul and his male lover together, and later demands a secret meeting. All the while their missing person-turned-prostitute is sleeping off the drugs in the other room. Talk about a drama dump. All of this goes down in the first six minutes. It becomes clear that the three need to go into hiding and so does everyone they love. Paul puts his crazy mother and his pregnant fiancé in a hotel, and Ani ships her father and sister off with her old partner there to follow and make sure that they're all right. 



It's a genuine corpse parade after that. State Attorney Davis is found dead in her car with a gunshot to the abdomen when Ray goes to meet her to reveal what they've found. And it was seemingly with his own gun. 


Vince Vaughn is the only reason I am still watching this show. I never thought I could picture Vince Vaughn metaphorically riding in on a white horse to save the day. Then again, I never thought I'd be seven episodes into an HBO program and disliking it this much. In a solo act of redemption, the scene in which Frank tortures and kills Blake for information is the saving grace for this episode. With one handgun blast to the stomach and a monologue of menace over a writhing body, Frank extracts his revenge and an exit plan. I truly feel as though this man is backed into a corner and is a big enough badass to get himself out. Frank makes some moves to get his woman and get out of town once he steals a nice chunk of change from the Russians, who have just purchased the liens to his clubs. He doesn't do this without making sure both properties are burnt to the ground first.



Meanwhile, Ani and Ray have to go into hiding together because they are fugitives, clearly bunking together because, why not? They share an awkward makeout scene that I'm pretty sure no one really cared about. If I wanted to watch two exceptionally damaged people go at it, I would have tuned in to late night programming. Amidst their bunking together, we find out that with the overload of information we have received this season, it is in fact the blue diamonds that are the link. On top of this, we also discover that it is Caspeare's assistant, Erica Johnson, whose real name is Laura. She was pictured beside her brother in last episode's riot reveal. Viola. She was one of the orphaned L.A Riot children, in Vinci, with the blue diamonds or a candlestick, who knows there's another episode the whole thing might be one big MacGuffin at this point. It's also now revealed that Caspeare's death was a revenge. He was killed by the son of two shop owners who were murdered during the riots. 


Who are we forgetting? Oh, Paul.  Paul meets up with Miguel in an exchange that shows us that Catalyst wants the heads of Ani, Ray and Paul on a platter. This leads to a deadly underground shoot out that Paul escapes, showing some Jack Bauer-esque moves in the process. As he Shawshank Redemption-style walks through the door, he's shot by Lieutenant Burris. This man just Rambo'd an entire team of mercenaries and then is thwarted by a guy with a handgun hidden behind a door. Color me confused. Is this just a rehash of earlier on when Ray got blasted in the chest? I know I'm not the only one whose patience is being tried and the cheap thrills tactic is not going to work anymore. 

The Flash 'The Fury of Firestorm' Review

Things are starting to heat up in The Flash. I mean this quite literally. In an episode dedicated to everything Firestorm we learned a monumental amount about the character and how exactly the merger of two super-charged molecular beings can create a mammoth of a superhero.

Most of this season we have seen Professor Stein in pretty bad shape. After the atomic blast that hit Central City, and the death of Ronnie, he has been struggling to keep his powers harnessed due to the need for a second being to share them. This week was the search for possible candidates to perform the merge with. After a bit of research, the team at S.T.A.R LABS discovers that there are two potential matches. One of which is Dr. Henry Hewitt. Hewitt is a scientist who is of equal intelligence of Professor Stein, and a huge fan of Stein’s works. For those of you who are not in the know of comics, Hewitt is the guy that eventually becomes Tokamak. The other is Jefferson “Jax” Jackson. Jax is a meta-human who had aspirations of being a college football player, but was hit by the particle accelerator blast, thus ending all of his dreams to attend college on a scholarship. The chip on his shoulder because of the incident is totally understandable. The team approaches both and decides to attempt the merge with Hewitt after Jax denies the request, despite him being the better match.

Caitlin Snow decided to take it upon herself to implement her will on everyone as to who the new Firestorm should be. She’s so forceful with Jax that he walks out of S.T.A.R labs. I get it, your husband was the last one and he was killed. There’s some serious shoes to fill here. However, her need to be right becomes a bit of a problem when the merge with Stein and Hewitt fails. Hewitt later in his own labs becomes a super human and you can see the switch into mega evil as he starts charging up his electric powers and begins to hunt Caitlyn down. Coincidentally, he finds her when she’s apologizing to Jax, and before Hewitt can harm them, Jax throws car parts at him giving Caitlin and Jax time to escape to S.T.A.R labs.

I was a little confused that Jax went so willingly with Caitlin considering a meta-human just tried to murder them while he was screaming “this isn’t what you promised.” Maybe it was the sight of Professor Stein on what looks like a death bed that swayed his decision to merge. When they do, it is a glorious sight to behold. Flames, flight, dual personality, the whole works. Almost immediately after the first merge, Hewitt starts attacking the football field where Jax got hit by the blast, a little ironic. Hewitt uses the stadium lights to charge up his energy while Barry Allen as the Flash and now Jax/Stein as Firestorm rush to save the day.

This battle was really cool. It’s discovered that Hewitt is an egotistical maniac with anger issues. Now knowing this the team discovers that the angrier he gets, the more powerful he gets. They use this as a weapon to get him so fired up that he implodes. At the stadium we get to see Firestorm in action. He’s a little wobbly at first when he gets hit by an electric blast from Hewitt, but regains his composure with the help of the omnipresent voice of Professor Stein. I want a brilliant professor subconscious, that would be pretty fantastic. The team takes Tokamak down and goes on to see another day, with the addition of an awesome new character.

There were a lot of differences in this episode in comparison to others. Barry Allen wasn’t really featured a lot throughout this episode. I really like this dynamic because it proves that the other characters are written strongly enough to hold their own. That being said, there are some plot arcs here that I’m not really feeling. The whole relationship between Barry and Patty is beginning to get old. How much awkward flirting can one really do before someone makes a move? In this episode Patty asks Barry for help on a case that she’s looking into about a half shark, meta-human cyborg. Barry agrees to run some tests on a bag of shark teeth she hands him, and they both decide such a thing couldn’t be real. Oh boy, were they wrong.  Barry was looking for Patty to make a move after a pep talk from Joe and sees her in a coffee shop across the street. The episode ended with the mammoth shark grabbing The Flash.  and is there in time to use her gun to shoot the shark, which has zero effect. OH MY GOD IT’S KING SHARK! The two are saved by a shot dealt from no else than Harrison Wells.

What is going on with Harrison Wells? I need to know! This show keeps throwing his face on the screen for five second clips and it’s the biggest tease in comic show history. Hopefully now because Barry knows his identity, that we can delve more into why he’s back and what he’s doing here.

Another side plot is that Iris’ mother Francine is back. She tells Joe that she’s dying from MacGregor’s disease and she wants Iris back in her life for her final years. Iris’ denies her and discovers through Investigative journalism that she has a bother that she never knew about. WHO COULD IT BE?

This week was a pretty solid episode. There were fantastic cameos and highlighting to characters that prove the depth and awesomeness of this show. This episode was also crucial for setting up Legends of Tomorrow by introducing Jax. He’s the guy to keep an eye out for in the new show, and he looks absolutely awesome. Cisco is having some inner battles about his relatively new discovery of powers. Stein gives him an adorable pep talk about how he can use them for good and that he should embrace them and tell his friends. That whole speech was comic book gold and adorable. Next week is going to be interesting and I can’t wait.

Fun Fact: This episode title was taken from multiple series of Firestorm comics.